https://sermons.logos.com/profile/2840445https://files.logoscdn.com/v1/files/54593037/assets/12509528/content.jpg?download=true&signature=eaK06scFdCJAqwAeV0ZdNnHpa1o&e=.jpghttps://sermons.logos.com/profile/2840445RSS for NodeThu, 23 Apr 2026 09:23:55 GMT60FBC MinneolaMessages from First Baptist Church of Minneola.FBC Minneolarevjkramer@gmail.comnohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1751903https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1751903Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:48:02 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - There was a man who was a bit of a skeptic, much like the Sadducees. He lived his life convinced that if he just followed the right "rules" and used enough "logic," he could avoid any unpleasant surprises—including the ones at the end of life. One day, he met a man who claimed to be 150 years…1456nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1747515https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1747515Sun, 12 Apr 2026 15:40:37 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A Sunday School teacher was teaching her class about the "Fruit of the Spirit." She wanted to see if the kids really understood the concept. She asked, "If I’m always mean to my neighbors, if I don't share my toys, and if I’m constantly grumpy, what kind of person am I?" A little boy in the…1290nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1102846https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1102846Sun, 05 Apr 2026 15:53:46 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - "The Roman guards in our text today were 'battle-hardened' men. They weren't afraid of much. But when that angel showed up, they fainted. It reminds me of the guy who was walking through a cemetery late at night and fell into a freshly dug grave that was about six feet deep. He tried and tried…1935nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1738371https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1738371Sun, 29 Mar 2026 15:49:19 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A young, energetic pastor was appointed to a very old, traditional church. On his first Sunday, he noticed that during the singing of the Invitation, the entire left side of the congregation stood up, while the entire right side stayed sitting down. The two sides started glaring at each other,…1644nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1732684https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1732684Sun, 22 Mar 2026 15:41:30 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A young man was walking through town and saw a sign in a pet store window: "Religious Parrot for Sale – $500." Intrigued, he went inside. The owner pointed to a beautiful green parrot. "This bird is amazing," the owner said. "If you pull the string on his right leg, he recites the Lord's Prayer.…1782nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1728220https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1728220Sun, 15 Mar 2026 16:08:02 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A mother was pushing her double stroller through the park when an elderly woman stopped her. "Oh, what beautiful children!" the woman exclaimed. "How old are they?" The mother straightened up and said, "The Doctor is three, and the Lawyer is only six months." Historical/Cultural Context - This…1882nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1724380https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1724380Sun, 08 Mar 2026 15:33:27 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A man dies and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. Peter meets him and says, "Here’s how it works. You need 100 points to get into Heaven. You tell me what you’ve done, and I’ll tell you how many points it’s worth." The man feels pretty confident. "Well," he says, "I was married to the same…1518nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1718715https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1718715Sun, 01 Mar 2026 16:56:05 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A man was talking to God and asked, "Lord, what is a million years to you?" God said, "To me, a million years is like a second." The man asked, "And what is a million dollars to you?" God said, "To me, a million dollars is like a penny." The man thought for a moment and said, "Lord, can I have…1550nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1711070https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1711070Sun, 22 Feb 2026 16:36:24 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - "A man and his wife were having a bit of a disagreement about who should make the coffee in the morning. The wife said, 'You should do it. You’re already up and moving around before I am.' The husband said, 'No, you’re the cook of the household. That’s your domain. You should handle the coffee.'…1634nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1706419https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1706419Sun, 15 Feb 2026 16:40:08 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A pastor was preaching on Matthew 18 and got particularly fired up during the third point. He leaned over the pulpit and shouted, "Is there anyone here who can honestly say they have forgiven every single person who ever 'trespassed' against them?" To his surprise, a 92-year-old man in the…1777nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1704077https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1704077Sun, 08 Feb 2026 16:42:35 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A young, ambitious man had just started his own business and rented a fancy office in downtown. He wanted to look like a "big deal," so he spent a lot of money on mahogany furniture and expensive suits. As he was sitting there, he saw a man walking toward his door. Wanting to look incredibly…1426nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1697601https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1697601Sun, 01 Feb 2026 16:49:44 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - "A man was walking along a narrow mountain ridge when he accidentally slipped over the edge. Luckily, he managed to grab a sturdy branch and was hanging there, thousands of feet above the rocks below. He looked up toward heaven and yelled, 'Is anyone up there?! Help me!' Suddenly, a booming…1996nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1694953https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1694953Sun, 25 Jan 2026 16:44:32 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - There was a man who had been a faithful member of his church for 50 years. He sat in the exact same spot—third pew from the front, left side—every single Sunday. It was practically his "monument." One Sunday, he arrived to find a young visitor sitting in "his" spot. The usher, sensing a crisis,…1814nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1657782https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1657782Sun, 18 Jan 2026 16:40:56 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone know what the Prophet Elijah’s last words were?" A little boy in the back stood up and said, "Go, get ‘em, Tiger!" The teacher was confused. "Where on earth did you hear that?" The boy replied, "In the Bible! It says right there: 'Elijah…1250nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1650782https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1650782Sun, 11 Jan 2026 16:44:12 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A pastor was walking down the street when he saw a group of neighborhood boys surrounding a stray dog. "What are you boys doing?" the pastor asked. One of the boys looked up and said, "We found this dog, and we all want him. So we decided that whoever tells the biggest lie gets to keep him."…1478nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1644835https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1644835Sun, 04 Jan 2026 16:58:28 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A young boy was asked by his Sunday School teacher to say the grace before the annual church potluck. The boy was nervous, looking at the massive crowd and the piles of food. He closed his eyes tight and prayed: "Lord, thank you for this food. And please, if there isn't enough to go around,…2013nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1643884https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1643884Sun, 28 Dec 2025 16:38:22 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A visiting preacher was invited to speak at a small country church. At the entrance, he noticed a small offering box with a sign that read, "For the Poor." Feeling a bit generous and wanting to set a good example, the preacher reached into his wallet and dropped a five-dollar bill into the…1398nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1047030https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1047030Wed, 24 Dec 2025 23:54:48 GMTFBC MinneolaMost of us know the story of the angel Gabriel visiting Mary, a young girl in Nazareth. She’s startled when an angel appears about a promise of the long awaited Messiah, the savior. This instance let’s us know that our God is a personal God. One who is closer than a brother. We are going to look at this…1595nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1636085https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1636085Sun, 21 Dec 2025 16:49:34 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A young man was training to be a preacher and was practicing his delivery in front of his mentor. The young preacher paused dramatically and declared, "And the Lord said... and the Lord said... and the Lord said..." He repeated the phrase five times, trying to build suspense. The mentor whispered,…1734nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1634071https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1634071Sun, 14 Dec 2025 16:40:46 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - Notice on a church sign: " 'What is Hell?' Come here and find out! Actual typo found in a bulletin: "Don't forget the bring your coats to the potluck. Also, the annual picnic will feature a new dessert: Jell-O and Satan." (They meant gelatin.) Historical/Cultural Context - This Gospel is written…1648nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1629539https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1629539Sun, 07 Dec 2025 16:49:38 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A $50 bill and a $1 bill met on the conveyor belt at the Federal Reserve, both about to be retired and shredded. As they moved down the line, they started chatting about their lives in circulation. The $50 bill puffed out his chest and bragged, "I have had the most amazing life! I’ve been to…2034nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1623300https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1623300Sun, 30 Nov 2025 16:39:45 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A pastor was finishing up his sermon on Sunday morning and said, "Next week, I'm going to preach on the sin of lying. To help you prepare, I want everyone to read chapter 17 of the Gospel of Mark." The following Sunday, the pastor asked the congregation, "How many of you read chapter 17 of…1284nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1621330https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1621330Sun, 23 Nov 2025 16:42:30 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A woman was worried about her husband who had recently joined the church. She told the pastor, "He's becoming too religious. He wants me to give away my jewelry, sell my expensive car, and donate all our savings to the church!" The pastor paused and asked, "Are you sure he's praying, or is…2163nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1616733https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1616733Sun, 16 Nov 2025 16:52:03 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - Pastor David loved two things almost as much as his congregation: catchy church signs and golf. One Saturday, he was out on the local course enjoying a beautiful day when he realized he was going to be slightly late getting back to church to change the weekly sign. He rushed over to the church…1655nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1612204https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1612204Sun, 09 Nov 2025 16:55:59 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - Mrs. Henderson, a pillar of the community and known for her incredibly large, wide-brimmed Sunday hats, arrived at service one morning a bit late. The sanctuary was packed, and the only available seat was next to Mr. Peterson, who was notoriously grumpy and easily distracted. Mrs. Henderson…1682nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1608957https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1608957Sun, 02 Nov 2025 16:33:29 GMTFBC Minneola1783nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1603268https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1603268Sun, 26 Oct 2025 16:03:34 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - After the Sunday service, Pastor James stood at the door shaking hands as everyone left. Little Noah came up, clutching a dollar bill. He looked serious. “Pastor,” he said, “I want to give this to you.” Pastor James replied. “Why, thank you, Noah! But what’s this for?” Noah shrugged and said,…2827nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1598572https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1598572Sun, 19 Oct 2025 15:47:29 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - It was a bright Sunday morning, and the kids in Sunday school were unusually restless. Miss Carol, the teacher, was doing her best to keep everyone focused as she started her lesson on the Ten Commandments. She wrote “THOU SHALT NOT” in big letters on the whiteboard and said, “Now, class, these…1448nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1594117https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1594117Sun, 12 Oct 2025 15:51:10 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - Historical/Cultural Context - This Gospel is written by Matthew, also known as Levi who was a former tax collector. It was most likely written between AD 50-60. Matthew left everything behind to follow Jesus. Matthew wrote primarily to Jewish believers—people who knew the Old Testament well.…1796nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1589328https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1589328Sun, 05 Oct 2025 15:57:45 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - An elderly lady was walking out of church one Sunday when the pastor stopped her at the door. He smiled and said, “Ma’am, don’t you think it’s about time you joined the Army of the Lord?” She looked at him and whispered back, “Pastor… I’m already in the Army of the Lord.” He raised an eyebrow…2039nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1585031https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1585031Sun, 28 Sep 2025 15:42:02 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - During children’s church, the Sunday school teacher asked the kids, “Why is it important to be quiet in church?” One little girl raised her hand confidently and said, “Because people are sleeping!” Historical/Cultural Context - This Gospel is written by Matthew, also known as Levi who was a…1548nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1580506https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1580506Sun, 21 Sep 2025 15:43:56 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - One Sunday morning, the Sunday school teacher was trying to explain how people get to heaven. She thought she’d make it simple, so she asked the class: “Kids, if I sell my house and car, have a garage sale, give all the money to the church, and spend every day helping the poor… would that get…1683nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1577191https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1577191Sun, 14 Sep 2025 15:57:55 GMTFBC Minneola1738nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1571517https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1571517Sun, 07 Sep 2025 15:51:03 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - Sam was hiking with his friend Jake when they came to a wobbly rope bridge dangling over a canyon. Jake said, “Don’t worry, Sam. Trust me—it’s totally safe!” Sam looked down at the frayed ropes and creaking wood. “Why should I trust you?” Jake shrugged. “Because I’m standing behind you.” Historical/Cultural…1838nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1567620https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1567620Sun, 31 Aug 2025 15:42:15 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - Two men hired the same contractor. One insisted on the sand—“cheaper and faster!” The other insisted on the rock—“takes longer, but stronger.” The storm hit. The sand house became beachfront property… without the “house” part. The rock house? Still standing, and the contractor said, “Told you—solid…1393nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1562376https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1562376Sun, 24 Aug 2025 15:50:17 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - I once told myself, “If you take a deeper look, you’ll find the problem.” So I leaned closer… then closer… until I was nose-to-nose with the situation. That’s when I realized— the only thing staring back at me… was my own reflection. Historical/Cultural Context - This Gospel is written by Matthew,…1597nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1558074https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1558074Sun, 17 Aug 2025 15:34:39 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - There is an old saying, money can’t buy happiness. This is True— but it can buy first-class tickets on a plane, and that’s basically happiness with free meals. Historical/Cultural Context - This Gospel is written by Matthew, also known as Levi who was a former tax collector. It was most likely…1168nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1553894https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1553894Sun, 10 Aug 2025 15:40:27 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - At church one Sunday, Pastor Jim gave a sermon on forgiveness. Afterward, little Tommy tugged at his mom’s sleeve and whispered, “I’m ready to forgive Uncle Bill now.” His mom smiled. “That’s Great! What did Uncle Bill do?” Tommy frowned. “He hasn’t done it yet. But I know he’s coming to Thanksgiving……1200nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1549702https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1549702Sun, 03 Aug 2025 16:06:33 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - After church, Brother Caleb proudly told everyone, "If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn the other too!" Just then, grumpy old Larry walked by and slapped him. Caleb calmly turned the other cheek. Larry slapped that one too. Caleb paused, then said, "Okay… now the Bible’s out of cheeks.…1595nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1545376https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1545376Sun, 27 Jul 2025 15:39:25 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - Old Brother Harold decided to get in shape after the pastor’s sermon on "Walking with God." So every morning, he put on his best sneakers, grabbed his Bible, and marched up and down the church parking lot. After a week, the pastor asked, “Brother Harold, how’s your walk with God going?” Harold…1250nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1541375https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1541375Sun, 20 Jul 2025 15:46:10 GMTFBC MinneolaDuring Sunday service, the pastor said, "A good attitude is like a clean shirt—people notice when you're not wearing one." Brother Larry shouted, “Amen!” His wife whispered, “Maybe you should try both next time.” Historical/Cultural Context - This Gospel is written by Matthew, also known as Levi who…1990nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1537013https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1537013Sun, 13 Jul 2025 15:45:20 GMTFBC MinneolaDave asked his friend how he stay so positive every morning. he said, “Simple. I wake up, smile at the ceiling, and whisper: ‘Let’s see what nonsense we’re pretending doesn’t bother us today.’” Then I drink coffee until my optimism kicks in… or until I’ve faked it well enough to pass for a functional…1315nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1533125https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1533125Sun, 06 Jul 2025 15:42:12 GMTFBC MinneolaA pastor asked the congregation, “Who wants to go to heaven?” Everyone raised their hand—except one man. The pastor asked, “Brother, don’t you want to go to heaven?” He replied, “Oh, I thought you meant right now . I am helping with Fellowship Dinner after the service.” Historical/Cultural Context -…1504nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1528852https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1528852Sun, 29 Jun 2025 15:38:11 GMTFBC MinneolaJacob was having one of those mornings—late for work, cranky from no sleep, and of course, the coffee machine stopped working. He stood in the kitchen, eyes half-shut, and muttered, “The enemy is attacking my joy through caffeine withdrawal.” He laid hands on the machine and prayed, “In Jesus' name,…1374nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1520654https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1520654Sun, 15 Jun 2025 15:52:13 GMTFBC MinneolaDuring a Sunday service, the pastor was teaching about patience and waiting on God. He said, “Sometimes, God’s timing is perfect, even if it feels like we’re waiting forever.” From the back pew, an old man grumbled loudly, “Yeah, I’m still waiting on my wife to understand that ‘waiting’ part!” Historical/Cultural…1687nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1517871https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1517871Sun, 08 Jun 2025 15:48:13 GMTFBC Minneola1315nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1512590https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1512590Sun, 01 Jun 2025 15:52:29 GMTFBC MinneolaDuring his first sermon in Africa, a new missionary was thrilled when the whole congregation loudly said “Amen!” after everything he said. Excited by their enthusiasm, he preached passionately. Later, he learned that in the local dialect, “Amen” sounded like “What?” They weren’t agreeing—they were just…1390nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1508199https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1508199Sun, 25 May 2025 15:44:59 GMTFBC MinneolaOne Sunday morning, a pastor woke up and decided he just needed a break. He called in sick, told the associate pastor to cover for him, and drove out to a distant golf course where no one would recognize him. Up in heaven, an angel saw what was happening and said to God, “Are you going to let him get…1608nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1504259https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1504259Sun, 18 May 2025 15:42:00 GMTFBC MinneolaA minister is baptizing people in the river. A drunk man stumbles by, and the pastor asks, “Do you want to find Jesus?” The man says, “Sure.” The pastor dunks him in the water and asks, “Did you find Jesus?” “Nope,” the man says. So he dunks him again. “Now?” “No.” He dunks him a third time, longer this…1654nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1500975https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1500975Sun, 11 May 2025 16:00:43 GMTFBC MinneolaA young missionary was practicing baptism techniques in preparation for an upcoming service. With no one around, he decided to use a plastic bottle for practice in a nearby river. A local villager walked by, saw him dunking the bottle repeatedly, and shouted, “Pastor! If you're baptizing today, could…1393nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1495871https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1495871Sun, 04 May 2025 15:57:08 GMTFBC MinneolaOne Sunday morning, Pastor Bill decided the church needed a fresh, attention-grabbing sign to draw in new visitors. He came up with a bold one: "Try Jesus. If you don’t like Him, the devil will always take you back." He proudly put it up Monday morning. Later that week, an elderly lady walked in and…1292nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1492478https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1492478Sun, 27 Apr 2025 15:47:31 GMTFBC MinneolaA parishioner approached the minister after the Sunday service. “Preacher, I’ve been meaning to ask—why do we sing hymns so loudly?” The minister thought for a moment, then said, “Well, when you sing loudly, you’re filling the church with joy!” The parishioner nodded, then asked, “And if I’m off-key?”…1402nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1483489https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1483489Sun, 13 Apr 2025 15:44:28 GMTFBC MinneolaSunday School Teacher: “Okay, kids, what do we say when we do something wrong?” Little Brian (without blinking): “Blame Satan.” The teacher laughed, but Brian continued: “Because last time I said it was my fault, I lost tablet time. Now I just say, ‘Satan made me do it.’ Mom gets mad at Satan instead.”…1438nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1478213https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1478213Sun, 06 Apr 2025 16:06:04 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about faith and always being ready to give an answer for what we believe. She decided to test the kids. Teacher : “Alright, kids, let’s see who can answer this question. What’s small, furry, has a bushy tail, and climbs trees?” The kids sat there…1313nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1474862https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1474862Sun, 30 Mar 2025 15:44:33 GMTFBC MinneolaI heard a joke once about a man who was stuck on his rooftop during a flood. He prayed for God’s help, and soon a neighbor came by offering to help. The man waved him off, saying, ‘No thanks, I’m waiting for God!’ Then came a boat, and he turned it down too. Finally, he drowned. When he met God, he said,…1404nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1469494https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1469494Sun, 23 Mar 2025 15:43:04 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A couple of guys, we’ll call them John and Al, were standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that read, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. As the first driver sped past, he yelled, “Leave us alone…1338nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1466118https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1466118Sun, 16 Mar 2025 15:44:44 GMTFBC MinneolaI got two stories of living in a christian life. I couldn’t decide which one I liked better. 1 During Sunday school, the teacher was explaining how God created Eve from Adam’s rib. A little boy, fascinated by the story, listened intently. Later that night, his mom found him lying in bed clutching his…1305nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1461647https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1461647Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:56:41 GMTFBC MinneolaThere was a small-town church holding a special weekend retreat, and the pastor wanted to teach a powerful lesson on faith in action. He gathered the whole group outside and announced they were going to do a trust fall exercise. He called up Brother Bob — a well-known member of the church who was always…1834nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1451883https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1451883Sun, 23 Feb 2025 16:49:41 GMTFBC MinneolaReality walks into a Coffee Shop, but no one acknowledges it. It sighs and mutters, “Figures. Everyone’s too busy living in their own little worlds.” Meanwhile, Perception walks in right after, and the whole place cheers. Reality groans, “Of course. Always the popular one.” There is a difference between…1813nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1449020https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1449020Sun, 16 Feb 2025 16:53:53 GMTFBC Minneola2434nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1443559https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1443559Sun, 09 Feb 2025 16:37:18 GMTFBC MinneolaBilly loved spending weekends at his Grandpa Joe’s house. Grandpa was full of wisdom, stories, and—most importantly—hilarious ideas about “helping.” One Saturday morning, Billy’s mom reminded him to clean his room before heading outside. Sighing, Billy trudged upstairs, but Grandpa Joe stopped him. “Don’t…1372nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1440253https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1440253Sun, 02 Feb 2025 17:02:59 GMTFBC MinneolaIn a small village, there was a man widely regarded as the village fool. He would stand at the market every day, and people would offer him two coins: one was large and made of cheap metal, and the other was tiny but made of gold. Every time, the fool would take the large coin. One day, a curious boy…2108nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1433346https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1433346Sun, 26 Jan 2025 16:52:34 GMTFBC MinneolaA man was sitting on a park bench, deep in thought, when a bird landed near him. The bird looked at him and said, “Why the long face?” The man sighed. “I’m trying to figure out what freedom really means.” The bird tilted its head and chirped, “Freedom is simple! Look at me. I can fly wherever I want,…1528nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1432596https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1432596Sun, 19 Jan 2025 17:15:20 GMTFBC Minneola2568nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1427186https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1427186Sun, 12 Jan 2025 17:05:12 GMTFBC MinneolaA woman walks into a department store and spots a sleek, shiny thermos on display. Curious, she asks the salesperson, “What’s that shiny thing?” The salesperson smiles and says, “That’s a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The woman is amazed. “Wow! That’s incredible! I’ll take it.”…1570nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1424251https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1424251Sun, 05 Jan 2025 16:58:03 GMTFBC MinneolaA missionary couple had just arrived in a remote village deep in the jungle. Determined to make a good impression, they brought gifts and supplies and set up a small church to spread their message. One of the first challenges they faced was the language barrier. The villagers spoke a dialect that the…1575nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1420391https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1420391Sun, 29 Dec 2024 17:08:35 GMTFBC MinneolaA man is driving through the countryside when his car breaks down near a monastery. He walks to the door, knocks, and a monk answers. The man explains his situation, and the monk invites him in, offering a warm meal and a place to stay for the night. As the man lies down to sleep, he hears a strange,…2600nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1411362https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1411362Sun, 15 Dec 2024 16:45:52 GMTFBC MinneolaA minister was walking down the street when he noticed a small boy sitting on the curb, looking very sad. He walked over and asked, “What’s the matter, son?” The boy looked up and said, “I don’t have any friends. Nobody will play with me.” The minister, always wanting to help, knelt down and said, “Don’t…1812nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1407286https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1407286Sun, 08 Dec 2024 16:49:24 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A pair of missionaries arrived in a distant village determined to share the gospel. The villagers were known for their hospitality, so the missionaries were invited to dinner with the village chief. During the meal, the chief asked, “What brings you here?” One missionary said, “We’ve come to…1576nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1401729https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1401729Sun, 01 Dec 2024 16:57:44 GMTFBC MinneolaA man was walking down the street when he saw a sign outside a small shop that read: "God's Will Repair Services." Curious, he walked in and found an elderly man tinkering with an old clock. “Excuse me,” the man said, “what exactly do you repair here?” The old man smiled and replied, “Oh, anything that’s…1468nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1400588https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1400588Sun, 24 Nov 2024 16:40:34 GMTFBC MinneolaA teacher asks her students, “Who do you think God is?” One kid says, “God is a super old man with a big beard who sits on a cloud!” Another pipes up, “No, God is like a superhero—faster than light, stronger than anything, and invisible!” A third kid smirks and says, “Nah, God’s definitely my mom. She…1221nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1390642https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1390642Sun, 10 Nov 2024 17:21:05 GMTFBC MinneolaOne Sunday morning, a man named Bob walks into church for the first time in, oh, about 20 years. He’s feeling inspired, ready to turn over a new leaf, and is practically glowing as he takes a seat. But as soon as he sits down, he notices that he’s seated in the quietest section of the church. Everyone…1574nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1386245https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1386245Sun, 03 Nov 2024 16:54:27 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A man says, “God, I want to follow Your plan. Just tell me what it is.” God replies, “First, I want you to stop procrastinating.” The man says, “Oh, I can totally start that… tomorrow.” A man was going through a rough time, so he decided to have a heart-to-heart with God. Man: “God, I’m doing…1747nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1382952https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1382952Sun, 27 Oct 2024 15:50:29 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A young boy asked his mother why she talks to God when she prays. She replied that it’s like having a conversation with the best friend she can always rely on. The boy, eager to understand, asked if God talks back. Mom chuckled and said sometimes He whispers in our hearts or nudges us to do…1576nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1377854https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1377854Sun, 20 Oct 2024 15:50:43 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A pastor was known for his powerful sermons, but one day he decided to try something new to engage his congregation. He announced that next Sunday, he would preach while standing on his head! The church was buzzing with curiosity. The day finally arrived, and as the pastor stood on the pulpit,…1485nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1367705https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1367705Sun, 29 Sep 2024 15:48:19 GMTFBC MinneolaA church was debating what color to paint the church building. One group passionately wanted white, while another was equally passionate about painting it blue. After several heated discussions, they finally decided to settle it with a vote. In the end, white won by a narrow margin. The next Sunday,…1184nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1355087https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1355087Sun, 08 Sep 2024 15:52:07 GMTFBC MinneolaA man was hired to paint a church, but to save money, he thinned the paint with water. After finishing the job, a big storm came and washed all the paint away. The man, feeling guilty, knelt down and prayed, “Lord, forgive me! What should I do?” A voice from heaven boomed, “Repaint! And thin no more!”…1353nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1350977https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1350977Sun, 01 Sep 2024 15:41:22 GMTFBC MinneolaA mother had difficulty getting her son to get up in the morning and go to Church. When he finally woke up, he told his mother he didn’t want to go to Church. His mother said, i will give you three reasons why you need to get up and go to Church. It’s Sunday. You are 35 years old. You’re the Pastor.…1447nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1343911https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1343911Sun, 18 Aug 2024 15:47:32 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - A priest and a baptist are in a car crash and it's pretty bad. Both of their cars are totaled but neither one of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the baptist says, "So you're a priest. That's interesting; I'm a baptist preacher. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left…1459nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1340348https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1340348Sun, 11 Aug 2024 15:37:29 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - Some Box Puns: When a person is putting a box together, they use tape and stick to the job. When a person is unpacking a box, the stuff gets injured because it’s laid out after being boxed earlier. Boxes aren’t good at poker because the cardboard folds easily. The person taping a box together…1279nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1330606https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1330606Sun, 21 Jul 2024 15:52:03 GMTFBC MinneolaA Child's Wisdom "A little girl was sitting on her grandfather s lap as he read her a bedtime story.From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.Finally she spoke up, Grandpa, did God make…1731nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1323804https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1323804Sun, 07 Jul 2024 15:41:12 GMTFBC MinneolaAn Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail…1859nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1320344https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1320344Sun, 30 Jun 2024 15:47:00 GMTFBC MinneolaWhat events could cause a man to go to his death willingly, not just willingly buy joyfully. It is the events of the Gospel that can change a person to do this. It is the power of the Gospel that changes people inside and out. Such is the story of Ignatius. Ignatius was condemned to death because he…1912nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1313675https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1313675Sun, 16 Jun 2024 15:54:27 GMTFBC MinneolaSo, I have a story about a wise old computing nerd and his new technological apprentice. He wanted to tell his young child some core life morals, as well as teach about old technology. The wise man first showed the kid a polaroid camera. The kid quickly took it, and snapped a photo, but was very confused…2069nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1310391https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1310391Sun, 09 Jun 2024 15:47:03 GMTFBC MinneolaI’ve got a joke today about 3 kingdoms and mathematics. A perfectly triangular lake has 3 kingdoms on its 3 sides The first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people, the second is humbler, but has its fair share of wealth and power. The third kingdom is struggling and poor,…1997nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1307049https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1307049Sun, 02 Jun 2024 15:55:29 GMTFBC MinneolaA wife died suddenly on a trip to Jerusalem. The funeral director says, "Sir, it is going to cost about $4,500 if we send her home back to the states or $500 if we bury her here in Jerusalem." Husband: "Ship her home." Funeral director: "But sir, why don't you bury her here in the Holy Land and you can…1390nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1303739https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1303739Sun, 26 May 2024 15:47:53 GMTFBC MinneolaA man came into a shop with a ‘Salesman Wanted’ sign in a window. He went up to the owner and said, “I-I-I w-w-waannn-t the j- joooob-b.” “I don’t know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment,” said the owner. “I h-h-havvve a w-wi-wiiiife and s-s-s-six k- kkkids, iiii-I re-really…1380nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1297210https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1297210Sun, 12 May 2024 15:56:58 GMTFBC MinneolaMom No. 1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning? Mom No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed. Mom No. 1: How does that help? Mom No. 2: The dog’s already there. Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants? Dad: No. Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom…1742nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1286656https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1286656Sun, 21 Apr 2024 15:53:22 GMTFBC MinneolaA man and woman thought they needed to go to couples counseling because, while they had a strong marriage, there was just one thing that drove the wife crazy. So they get in the car and get to the office and the first thing the counselor says, “So, what brought you here today?” The wife immediately speaks…1728nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1282827https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1282827Sun, 14 Apr 2024 15:52:58 GMTFBC MinneolaHere are some funny things that were found on church signs: Don’t let worries kill you, let the church help. The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. Honk if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet Him. Historical/Cultural…1127nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1280771https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1280771Sun, 07 Apr 2024 15:51:55 GMTFBC Minneola2501nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1267892https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1267892Sun, 17 Mar 2024 15:48:21 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - The Title today is Serving Jesus, Even If We Fail. The Following story is about a judge who failed. A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I…1955nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1264399https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1264399Sun, 10 Mar 2024 15:47:48 GMTFBC MinneolaA thief breaks into a house at around 3 AM. As he's walking about in the house with his flashlight, he hears a voice whisper, *"Jesus is watching you!"* Startled, he points his flashlight towards the source of the voice. In the corner of the room, there's a birdcage with a parrot in it. The thief breathes…1647nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1239404https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1239404Sun, 21 Jan 2024 16:51:23 GMTFBC MinneolaA couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. So during a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything…1439nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1236016https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1236016Sun, 14 Jan 2024 16:55:26 GMTFBC MinneolaSecular - Today is about promises, so let me tell you a story about a balloonist who is about to break his promise. A hot air balloonist got blown way off course. Realizing how lost he was he decided to lower altitude to see if he could get some help from someone on the ground. He saw a large wilderness…1604nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1232628https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1232628Sun, 07 Jan 2024 16:46:10 GMTFBC Minneola1. What instrument do a pair of sheep play? A two-baa 2. Where do sheep get their wool cut? The baa-baashop 3. What do you get when you cross a sheep and some chocolate? A candy baa 4. What’s a sheep’s favorite snack? A baaanana 5. What’s a French sheep’s favorite holiday? Baastille Day 6. What do you…1153nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1229720https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1229720Sun, 31 Dec 2023 16:39:52 GMTFBC MinneolaAn elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!” Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, “There ain’t no Lord!!” Hard times set in on the elderly…1911nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1227722https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1227722Sun, 24 Dec 2023 16:37:46 GMTFBC Minneola985nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1223353https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1223353Sun, 17 Dec 2023 16:54:12 GMTFBC MinneolaOnce I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me,…2176nohttps://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1214124https://sermons.logos.com/sermons/1214124Sun, 26 Nov 2023 16:52:14 GMTFBC MinneolaToday we are talking a bit about excuses to sin. Here is a couple of excuses for thing I thought were funny: When our new hire didn’t show up for work, I called her. She explained that her mother had passed away and that she would need a few days off for bereavement. “Of course,” I said. A week went…1307no