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Bill Gates and the president of General Motors were attending a Q and A session during a business conference. Gates boasted of the innovations his company had made. “If GM had kept up with technology the way Microsoft has,” Gates bragged, “we’d all be driving $25 cars that get 1000 miles per gallon.”…

Today, when I throw away a musical birthday card, I am tossing out more computer power than existed in the entire world before 1948. - Denis Waitley Reader’s Digest, July 1995, page 17

The Vermonter’s Guide to Computer Lingo: Modem: What you did to the hayfields. Keyboard: Where you hang your keys. Windows: What to shut when it’s 30 below. Log On: Making the wood stove hotter. Hard Drive: Getting home during mud season. Microchips: What are left in the bag when the big chips are gone.…

One business executive to another: “I accidentally sat on my Palm Pilot and bought a house on the Internet.” - Bunny Hoest and John Reinger in Parade Reader’s Digest, May 2000, page 72C

Jesus Saves! Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. God said, “Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the…

You May Be Addicted to the Internet if: • You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail. • You decide to stay in college another year or two, just for the free internet access. • Half the plane trip is spent with your laptop beside you and your child in the overhead compartment.…

I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real Memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all Field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple…