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Illustration • • 19 views
~ Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) ~ Find a prostitute and marry her. (Hosea 1:1-3) ~ Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. (Moses--Exodus 2:16-21) ~…
Robby Roberson • Illustration • • 6 views
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I am finished eating…
Rich DeRuiter • Illustration • • 5 views
Someone once said that when the wedding march begins, a bride sees three things—the aisle, the altar, and him—and from that time on her motto is: "I'll alter him." And when it doesn't work that way, there is disillusionment and difficulty. Source: —Bob Russell, Take Comfort: Encouraging Words from Second…
Andrew H. Rogers • Illustration • • 8 views
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends…
Illustration • • 22 views
Here is today's PearlyGates item - ”Dentist Extras” The Millers were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Miller made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No expensive extras, Doctor," he ordered. "No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with." "I wish more…