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Today's CleanLaugh - "Free Paper" My dry cleaner very generously gives each customer a free copy of the daily newspaper. As I took my copy, I told him, "I hope the business grows enough to offset the cost of the papers." "Oh, don't worry about us," he said. "Nothing dirties clothes more than newspri…

A man is walking his dog in a park when he meets a friend, also walking his dog. They say hello and start to talk about their dogs. One has a Chihuahua and the other a Doberman. They decide to rest for coffee and they walk into a local cafe. Upon seeing a "No Animals Allowed" sign, the man with the Doberman…

”City Fisherman” A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious the man rowed over and asked, "What is the mirror for?" "That's my secret way to catch fish," said the other man. "Shine…

A young man started out by himself to play nine holes of golf at his country club that he had just joined, when an elderly gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could join him. The young man, realizing the old guy probably knew the course layout, welcomed him along. Although the old guy didn't…

DDD = Doggie Designated Driver BEIJING (AP) — You can't teach an old dog new tricks. A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday. No injuries were reported, although the vehicles…