Humor, Malpractice, and Truth
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We know that all things work together for the good of those who love God, who are called according to his purpose.
BIBLICAL DAD JOKES...
BIBLICAL DAD JOKES...
What kind of person was Boaz before he married?
RUTHLESS
Who wins the contest for smallest person in the Bible?
KNEE…HIGH…MIAH or BILDAD, the SHOE-HEIGHT
Who is the most business savvy woman in the Bible?
PHARAOH’S DAUGHTER…who went to the bank and drew out a little profit.
Sports: Baseball is in the Bible…
in Genesis we read about, “IN THE BIG INNING...”
Another Sport in the Bible, Tennis…
Joseph SERVED IN Pharaoh’s COURT.
What biblical person had no parents?
[You might think Melchizedek]…It’s JOSHUA, the SON OF NUN.
Who was the first person (in the Bible) to use the cloud?
MOSES…he downloaded 10 Commandments to two tablets.
Computers go further back, all the way to Eden…
Adam & Eve had an Apple…not too impressive it had only two bytes and crashed everything.
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was ABEL.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the SIDE OF HIS HEAD.
What type of lighting did Noah have on the ark?
FLOOD LIGHTS
Why is Abraham considered on of the smartest people in the Bible?
He KNEW A LOT.
How was life for the Israelites after crossing the Red Sea?
It was IN TENTS.
So…does anyone need a boat built?
I NOAH guy…He’s an ARK-itect.
BIBLICAL MALPRACTICE...
BIBLICAL MALPRACTICE...
“Romans 8.28-ing Your Life”
Video of Gregory Dickow’s message.
Romans 8.28 is not an incantation nor a magic spell!
“The MAGIC word.”
BIBLICAL TRUTH...
BIBLICAL TRUTH...
Romans 8.28 “We know that all things work together for the good of those who love God, who are called according to his purpose.”
Romans 8.26-30 “In the same way the Spirit also helps us in our weakness, because we do not know what to pray for as we should, but the Spirit himself intercedes for us with inexpressible groanings. And he who searches our hearts knows the mind of the Spirit, because he intercedes for the saints according to the will of God. We know that all things work together for the good of those who love God, who are called according to his purpose. For those he foreknew he also predestined to be conformed to the image of his Son, so that he would be the firstborn among many brothers and sisters. And those he predestined, he also called; and those he called, he also justified; and those he justified, he also glorified.”