Counterfeit Money

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Once a bunch of crooks in New York were trying to make counterfeit money. Their printing press malfunctioned

and instead of printing out $20 bills, it printed out a bunch of $18 bills. They were getting ready

to throw the $18 bills away, until one of the crooks said, “Hey, don’t waste that paper. Folks in

the country are so dumb, that they won’t know the difference.” So the city slicker drove out to

the country and walked into a little general store. He slapped one of those $18 bills on the

counter and said, “Can you give me change for that?” Without blinking an eye, the store owner

said, “Sure, would you like three $6’s or two $9’s?”: Magazine Name, January 1, 2006