The Long Walk Home

Two men left the bar one night after having too much to drink. Their
friends at the bar took them to the railroad tracks, pointed them in the
right direction, and told them to follow the tracks as the tracks would
lead them home.

The men started down the tracks. One drunk man said, "You know, this is
the longest set of stairs I've ever walked."

The other drunk man said, "It's not the stairs that bother me so much.
It's these low handrails that are causing me trouble!"