Questions to Ponder

Questions to Ponder

• When an agnostic dies, does he go to the “great perhaps”?

• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

• Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?

• Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? If so do they ever collect?

• If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why do they still call it #2?

• Isn’t it strange that the same people who laugh at fortune tellers take economists seriously?

• If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?

• Why is there always one in every crowd?

• If “all the world is a stage”, where does the audience sit?

• Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time?

• How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?