Top 8 Principles of Motherhood

TOP TEN PRINCIPLES OF MOTHERHOOD

• Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results.

• Avenge yourself ~~ Live long enough to be a problem to your children.

• There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it.

• The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the children are finally in bed.

• Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

• You know the only people in this world who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

• Oh to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.

• Motherhood ~ If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!