Gittin Religion An' Goin' to Heaven

Gittin’ Religion An’ Goin’ to Heaven

If you could get religion

And believe in it like a Baptist,

Experience it like a Methodist,

Be loyal to it like a Catholic,

Sacrifice for it like a Jew,

Be proud of it like an Episcopalian,

Be serious about it like a Lutheran,

And enjoy it like a Pentecostal,

What a great religion you would have,

Especially if in addition you could go to

Heaven automatically like a Presbyterian.

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