Diet One Liners

Diet One Liners:

* I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

* My figure does nothing for me, so why should I do anything for it?

* Diet is 'die' with a -T.

* Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

* Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their

diets.

* Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

* It'll keep you warmer in the winter and shaded in the summer.

* Mama taught me to clean my plate; she didn't teach me not to pile it high.

* I thought about taking up jogging, but why punish my legs for something my

mouth did?