Joseph And His Brothers
Introduction
“Felt weakness deepens dependence on Christ for strength each day. The weaker we feel, the harder we lean. And the harder we lean, the stronger we grow spiritually, even while our bodies waste away.”
J. I. Packer
Favoritism is Wrong and Especially Harmful in the family.
Joseph Has a Dream and it Doesn’t Go Well
Joseph’s Journey Into Slavery
Judah and Tamar
Conclusion
Max Jukes did not believe in Christ or in Christian training. He refused to take his children to church, even when they asked to go. He has had 1,026 descendants: 300 were sent to prison for an average term of thirteen years; 190 were public prostitutes; 680 were admitted alcoholics. His family, thus far, has cost the government more than $420,000. They made no contribution to society Jonathan Edwards lived at the same time as Jukes. He loved the Lord and saw that his children were in church every Sunday, as he served the Lord to the best of his ability. He has had 929 descendants: 430 were ministers; 86 became university professors; 13 became university presidents, 75 authored books; 7 were elected to the United States Congress; 1 was vice president of his nation. His family never cost the government one cent but has contributed immeasurably to the life of plenty in this land.
• Be like Joseph and allow God to speak to you in any manner he chooses. sin
• Don’t look to your ordinary dreams for God’s revelation; look to the Word of God.
• Learn to trust God, in spite of acts of jealousy and cruelty from others.
• Don’t be like the deceiving Jacob, who was eventually deceived by his own family.
• Don’t be envious. Envy is a that breeds terrible actions.
Dear Church Member,
In our search for a suitable pastor, the following scratch sheet was developed for your perusal. Of the candidates investigated by the committee, only one was found to have the necessary qualities. The list contains the names of the candidates and comments on each, should you be interested in investigating them further for future pastoral placements.
Noah: Former pastorate of 120 years with not even one convert. Prone to unrealistic building projects.
Joseph: A big thinker, but a braggart, believes in dream-interpreting, and has a prison record.
Moses: A modest and meek man, but a poor communicator, even stutters at times. Sometimes blows his stack and acts rashly. Some say he left an earlier church over a murder charge.
Abraham: He took off to Egypt during hard times. We heard that he got into trouble with the authorities and then tried to lie his way out.
David: The most promising leader of all until we discovered the affair he had with his neighbor’s wife.
Solomon: He has a reputation for wisdom but fails to practice what he preaches.
Elijah: He proved to be inconsistent, and is known to fold under pressure.
Hosea: A tender and loving pastor, but our people could never handle his wife’s occupation. His family life is in shambles. Divorced and remarried to a prostitute.
Jonah: Refused God’s call into ministry until he was forced to obey by getting swallowed by a great fish. He told us the fish spit him out on the shore near here. We hung up.
Jeremiah: He is too emotional, alarmist; some say a real “pain in the neck.”
Amos: Comes from a farming background. Better off picking figs.
John: Says he is a Baptist but definitely doesn’t dress like one. Would not feel comfortable at a church potluck supper because of his weird diet. Often provokes denominational leaders.
Peter: Has a bad temper, even has been known to curse. Had a big run-in with Paul in Antioch. Aggressive, but a loose cannon.
Paul: We found him to lack tact. He is too harsh, his appearance is contemptible, and he preaches far too long.
Timothy: He has potential but is much too young for the position.
Jesus: He tends to offend church members with his preaching, especially Bible scholars. He is also too controversial. Has had some popular appeal, but once his church grew to five thousand, he managed to offend them all, and then it dwindled down to twelve people. He even offended the search committee with his pointed questions. Seldom stays in one place for long. And, of course, he’s single.
Judas: He seemed to be very practical, cooperative, good with money, cares for the poor, and dresses well. We all agreed that he is just the man we are looking for to fill the vacancy as our senior pastor.
Thank you for all you have done in assisting us with our pastoral search.
Sincerely,
The Pastoral Search Committee