August 18, 2024
Community Scripture Reading
Introduction
“Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance and love have no end.”
George W. Bush
I. Introduction
Did You Ever Wonder Why?
Most of us wonder about the oddities of life at one time or another. Well, did you ever wonder...
• why people spend so much for those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE.
• why we say something is out of whack? What’s a whack?
• why the man who invests your money is called a broker?
• why croutons (stale bread) come in airtight packages?
• if lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
• if Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
• what hair color they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
• if American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, do Chinese mothers use toothpicks?
Blessings and Burials
Jacob passes on his unusual blessing
Jacob also honors Joseph
Jacob blesses the rest of his sons
Names are important
Ephraim
Manassesh
Alexander
Christopher
John
Luke
Christina
Isabelle
London
River
Names can be negative
The difficult one
He can’t learn
She’s not good enough
Trouble
God gives us new names and blessings regardless of our past.
Child of God
Loved
Jacob, the last of the original patriarchs, dies and is buried
Joseph’s brothers worry that he holds a grudge
“OK” the attorney responds, “let’s start with a few questions first.”
“Like what?” she asks.
“Well, do you have any grounds?”
“Yes, we have about 5 acres out in the country.”
“No, I mean do you have a grudge?”
“No, but we have a nice, wide carport and a storage shed.”
“Let me ask this a different way. Do you have any complaints about him?”
“Like what?”
“Well, does he beat you up?”
“No, I’m up at least an hour before him every day.”
“Well, what about your role here? Do you ever wake up grouchy?”
“No, when he’s in a bad mood I just let him sleep.”
Exasperated, the attorney finally asks, “Why exactly do you want to get a divorce?”
“Well,” she replies, “the guy just can’t communicate!”
Joseph Dies
Conclusion
Can you appreciate the depths of forgiveness, or are you like Joseph’s brothers who feared and expected revenge after many years?
• Are you prepared to interpret life theologically, based on the promises of God, or naturally, based solely on the processes of life?
• It’s always appropriate to cry out to God for help.
The Will of God will never take you
Where the Grace of God cannot keep you,
Where the Arms of God cannot support you,
Where the Riches of God cannot supply your needs,
Where the Power of God cannot endow you.
The Will of God will never take you
Where the Spirit of God cannot work through you,
Where the Wisdom of God cannot teach you,
Where the Army of God cannot protect you,
Where the Hands of God cannot mold you,
The Will of God will never take you
Where the Love of God cannot enfold you,
Where the Mercies of God cannot sustain you,
Where the Peace of God cannot calm your fears,
Where the Authority of God cannot overrule you.
The Will of God will never take you
Where the Comfort of God cannot dry your tears,
Where the Word of God cannot feed you,
Where the Miracles of God cannot be done for you,
Where the Omnipresence of God cannot find you.
—Author Unknown