Sick Leave

I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.  I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?"  I told him I was a light bulb.  He said "You are clearly stressed out.  Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.  When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"

        (You're gonna love this.....)


She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

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