Jokes

Joke 1

An airplane is about to crash with four passengers on board, and only three parachutes.

The first passenger looked at the others and said "I’m a leading heart surgeon, and my patients need me!" So, he grabs one of the parachutes and jumps.

The second passenger said "I’m a rocket scientist, one of the smartest men alive. My country needs me!" He grabs the second parachute and jumps as well.

The third passenger was an old Pastor, who said to the fourth passenger, a ten year old Boy : "Son, I’m old and frail. I don’t have a lot of time left, go ahead and take this last parachute."

The young Boy replied, "Sir, don’t worry about it, there’s still two parachutes left. You see, the smartest man alive just left with my backpack!"

Joke 2

A mother was making breakfast for her two children: Ryan a 5 year old boy, and Kevin a 3 year old.

The boys were arguing over who should get the first pancake, and the Mother saw this as an opportunity to teach the boys a lesson. The mother turned to her children and said: "Boys, if Jesus was here, he would say ‘Let my brother have the first pancake!’"

Ryan turned to his younger brother, and said "OK Kevin, you be Jesus!" 

Joke 3

Did you see the gas prices these days, this is why probebly why the armies in the book of revelations are riding horses!

Joke 4