Adam and Eve had it easy

JOKE: For example when they had a fight, Eve couldn’t call her mother on the phone to complain.

Eve never had to cope with the in-laws coming over for dinner.

Adam couldn’t compare her cooking to his mother’s.

Eve couldn’t talk about all the other men she could have married.

One week Adam came home late five days in a row, and Eve got a little suspicious, so she asked, “Adam, tell the truth, have you been seeing other women?”

Adam answered, “Honey, you know you are the only woman in the world.”

Later that night, Adam woke up with a sudden pain in his side and sees Eve poking at his side, “What do you think you’re doing?”

“Just counting ribs baby, just counting ribs.”