Membership Class Handout

Membership Class

If you want to be a member at Beth Messiah you have to want to work towards the salvation and restoration of Israel.

If you want to be a member at Beth Messiah you have to measure people by the Gospel not Judaism.

If you want to be a member at Beth Messiah you’re going to need to get a new calendar.

If you want to be a member at Beth Messiah you’re going to have to get over being a sugar-cookie.

If you want to be a member at Beth Messiah you’re going to need to get in a circle.

If you want to be a member at Beth Messiah you’re going to have to like cotton.

If you want to be a member at Beth Messiah you need to be the A-Team, the Always-Team.

If you want to be a member at Beth Messiah you need to take the Italian prophet’s test.

If you want to be a member at Beth Messiah you need to love the Beard.

If you want to be a member at Beth Messiah don’t ring the bell.