Don't use big words

Warm Up Wit

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial

sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or

psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your

conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compacted

comprehendedness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency, eschew

all conglomerations and garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine

affections. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated

expatiations have intelligibility and voracious vivacity, without

rodomontade or thrasonical bombast.

Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolificacy,

ventriloquil verbosity, and vain vapidity.

 In other words, say what you mean, mean what you say, and don't use big

words!