Jesus is watching you
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The Joke: A burglar goes to this house late at night and starts robbing it. He is just getting going when he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you." He stops for a minute, but soon continues on. Again he hears "Jesus is watching you." He discovers the speaker is a large parrot. He smiles to himself and continues on, a third time the parrot says the same thing. Frustrated the burglar turns around and says, "Be quiet you dumb parrot! What's your name anyhow?" The parrot replies, "Clarence." The burglar laughs, "What kinda people name their bird Clarence?" "The same kind who name their rottwhiler Jesus!"