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YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN...

...resisting temptation is not as hard as recognizing it.

...you know your way around, but you don’t feel like going.

...you go into a record store and expect to see records.

...you’re 17 around the neck, 38 around the waist and 126 around the golf course.

Reader’s Digest, November, 1992, page 140