Sermon Tone Analysis

Overall tone of the sermon

This automated analysis scores the text on the likely presence of emotional, language, and social tones. There are no right or wrong scores; this is just an indication of tones readers or listeners may pick up from the text.
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Intro
Who loves stories?
Why do bedtime stories only happen when you’re little?
I’m 31, and I’m still keen!
But ain’t no-one telling me bedtime stories anymore.
I even tried it on my dad the other night, I rang him up and asked him to tell me a story,
and he said “What?! Go read a book ya idiot!”
It was only like 10 o’clock at night…
It was 11 o’clock.
But I couldn’t sleep, and I couldn’t stop thinking about what would happen if bees became extinct.
But I’M NOT ASHAMED PEOPLE!
I still love stories, and I suspect, that if you’re a human, you love stories as well.
Story telling has been around for a long long time.
As far as we know, we’re the only creatures who do it!
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