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An old man heard about some pills that would restore his youth.  He bought a box, but instead of taking one every day, he swallowed the whole box full one night before going to bed.

Next morning the family had great difficulty in waking the old man.  At last he rolled over and rubbed his eyes.

“All right, all right” he grumbled, “I’ll get up, but I won’t go to school.”

Wish I’d Said That, Cleon Lyles, page 21