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Christmas Quiz 1
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/True or False: The Friday after Thanksgiving is the busiest shopping day of the year./
\\ *False.*
Thanksgiving is the fifth to tenth busiest day.
The Friday and Saturday before Christmas are the two busiest shopping days of the year.
#. /How many reindeer does Santa Claus have?/
\\ Nobody knows.
According to the stories, Santa has *a whole herd* of reindeer.
We only know the names of his favorite ones.
#. /Where did the Grinch steal Christmas?/
\\ The Grinch stole Christmas from *Whoville*.
#. /Dont// sing through the song what comes after 8 maids a milking?/ \\ 9 ladies dancing
#. /When are the 12 days of Christmas?/
The 12 Days of Christmas are *after Christmas* and count the time from Christmas until the beginning of Epiphany (January 6).
The 12 days count from December 25th until January 5th.
#. /True or False: Female reindeer have antlers./
\\ *True.*
Both male and female reindeers have antlers.
#. /Which U.S. state was the first to observe Christmas as a holiday?/ \\ In 1836, *Alabama* was the first U.S. state to make Christmas an official holiday.
#. /Why was December 25th chosen as Christmas Day?/ \\ The December 25 date for celebrating Christmas was chosen to compete with a pagan celebration.
#. /If Santa used Gods Ten Commandments as the standard of naughty and nice, how would you measure up?/ \\ *Did you say you’d be nice or naughty?*
Here are a few of the Ten Commandments so you can test yourself.
(/be honest/)
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Have you ever told a lie?
If so, what does that make you?
(A liar.)
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Have you ever stolen anything (even something small... a ball point pen, a piece of gum)?
If so, what does that make you?
(A thief.)
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Jesus said that if you’ve ever looked at another person with lust, that youve already committed adultery in your heart (Matthew 5:28).
Have you ever done that?
If you answered yes to those three questions, then by your own admission, you’re a lying, thieving, adulterer at heart... It’s not looking too good is it?
(Remember there are seven other Commandments we haven’t even mentioned.)
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