Disciplining Children

“Disciplining Children”

You folks have never met my father.  Actually he’s rather short.  When people see us together, they wonder how such a little man could produce such a tall son.  Really, it's quite simple.  You see, when he was young he was a very good boy and his dad was always patting him on the head. With me, it was just the opposite! (Gesture of hand swinging up to spank on the behind)  You talk about raising kids.  My father raised me every hour on the hour some days.  But when all the ballots are in, the vote will show that I love and respect him all the more because of it.  Yes, the first quality of love is discipline.