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A man walked up to a farmer as he came out of a voting booth, “I’m from the FBI.”  What seems to be the trouble?”  “We happen to know that you accepted a bribe and sold your vote.”  That’s not true.  I voted for the candidate because I like him.”  “Well, that’s where we’ve got you.  We have concrete evidence you accepted $50 from him.”  “Well, it’s plain common sense, if someone gives you fifty dollars, you’re going to like him.”

Source: Magazine Name, January 1, 2006