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Memes
3 grama memes
1 ridiculous meme, ipads
greatest daughter last one
love moms and gramas,
Today is moms day and we are here to celebrate the power and influence women have in our lives.
identify
Even though the toddler was having a furious tantrum, his mom was unfazed.
“You may as well give up on the crying,” I heard her say as she led him to the store exit.
“You’re stuck with me for 18 years.”
—Sheila Custer
My mother had just finished taking a CPR class at a local college when she and I were in the mall and saw a big crowd gathered around a still body.
Mom took off running at a speed I didn’t know she could muster, yelling, “Everyone back!
I know CPR!” Just as she threw herself next to the body and was about to begin, a pair of strong hands pulled her to her feet.
“Ma’am,” said a police officer beside her, “we are trying to arrest this man.”
—Talea Torres
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Goodbye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout ... and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother."
The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much?
I only bought 5 items.." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too."
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Goodbye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout ... and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother."
The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much?
I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too."
One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Momma, how come all of grandma's hairs are white?"
We can talk about funny story after funny story of moms and kids and gramas for hours.. thousands of video stories
gramas always make you eat something when you go to there house
one of my favs is
moms always say because i said so
moms always make you wear a coat because they are cold
moms always control the air conditioner
happy wife happy life, happy mom happy life
everybody has a mom, whether it was a good relationship or bad evey one has one,
pause and say sometimes its hard on mothers day, you’ve either had one pass or it wasn’t a good relationship, or someone may have never been able to be a mom, let’s not forget in the celebration those who are having a hard time but to bring them along with us and celebrate them as incredible women who have impacted us for God’s glory
Pray god comfort those who are having a tough time today, let them know they are not alone and that you are with them through every step of life even now whereever they might be and what ever they are dealing with, in jesus name amen
there are some amazing women in the bible that had some hardships and i think we can learn from these women.
1 Samuel 1
3 things
turn to the lord when things get tough,
who or what do you turn to?
food, exercise, government, spouse, sex, work, power, money
idols,
she had a need and God answered, God answers prayer
anybody here today because of prayer
grama’s song
dedicated answer to the lord,
she gave her kid to the Lord literally,
who gets the credit
you get the credit for something only god can do?
hard work?
that piece of wisdom, relationship mended,
grace story of business man, where does grace begin and my own efforts begin?
lets pray to god and ask him to remove all grace from your life and lets find out
may God be the one who ever gets the credit for the good things he has don
mothers, grama’s and women,
turn to the lord when you need soemthing
believe he can asnswer that prayer
and give god credit when he answers
pray for our loved ones
give somebody a hug, pictures, facebook checkin
Ark pt 3
names of the ark of the covenant
ark of the covenant
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