Little known Illnesses

(Thanks to Cybersalt for today's humor.  KB)

 AFROPHOBIA: Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles.

 DEJA FLU: The feeling that one has had this cold before.

 HYPOCOINDRIA: Fear of not having correct change.

 HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX: Rash caused by wearing a toupee
 in a pool.

 CELESTIAL SEASONINGS AFFECTIVE DISORDER: Herbal-tea
 addiction.

 VISACARDITIS: The heart-stopping sensation brought on by
 exceeding your credit limit.

 SONSTROKE: An attack during the reading of a will.

 ROSWELL-BABY SYNDROME: Irrational fear that one's infant
 might be an alien.

 OREOPOROSIS: Disorder caused by too many cookies, not
 enough milk.