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            Mrs. Barkley finished telling her Sunday School class about the omnipresence of God.  Paul, son of the town attorney, thrust his hand high in the air.

            “What is it, Paul?”

            “Mrs Barkley, I don’t know if God could be everywhere, but I know He’s at our house – IN THE BATHROOM!”

            Cautiously the teacher asked, “Why do you say God is in your bathroom, Paul?”

            “Well, I never have seen Him but I know He’s in there because every morning while I’m in the bathroom my daddy comes five or six times and knocks on the door and says:

            “’My God, are you still in there?’”

The American Legion Magazine, April 1967, page 60