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CFS Chapel 10-17-07  ~/   CFC Men’s B-fast 3-15-08
 
 
 
Ralph Kramden  ~/  Larry, Darrel & Darrel  ~/  Jethro Bodine  ~/  Ed Norton  ~/  Ricky Ricardo  ~/  Jr.
Samples  ~/  Fonzie  ~/  Boss Hog  ~/  Fred Ziffle  ~/  Barney Fife
 
Barney Fife  ~/  Enos Straight  ~/  Festus Hagen  ~/  Swifty Morgan
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*“Ed & Petunia”  [A Parable]*
 
You are:  deputy  ~/  jailer  ~/  in charge of prisoners  ~/  keeper of keys
 
EX:  Barney Fife
 
You have 1 prisoner:   Ed  ~/  big guy  ~/  Hell’s Angel  ~/  bad reputation  ~/  heard all about him
 
There he sits:  lethargic  ~/  causing you no trouble at all  ~/  model prisoner
 
He just sits – day after day
 
In time you:  forget about Ed’s nasty reputation
 
Just 2 of you at old jail so:  you & Ed – talk about things [sports  ~/  weather  ~/  cars  ~/  motorcycles]
 
Every now & then you:  give your buddy Ed – glass of lemonade [only supposed to have H2O]
 
Sometimes you even:  slip into cell for game of cards [to pass time]
 
As:  days turn into weeks  ~/  weeks into months…..
You wonder:  why is Ed locked up at all?
 
Ed:  never gives you trouble  ~/  seems perfectly harmless
 
Then 1 day [in middle of card game]:  you smell s-thing
 
Ed:  smells it too       It’s perfume
 
You:  go back to t~/ game but  --  Ed is distracted
 
You see:  look in Ed’s eye [never seen before]
 
You decide:  time to slip out of cell  --  check things out
 
You step out front - in time to see:  someone coming toward door
 
A woman:  Petunia
 
Yes, you’ve:  heard about Petunia
 
Sheriff told you:  watch out for her  ~/  at all costs – keep her away from Ed
 
Well – there she is  -  now what?
Should you:  run her off?
She seems:  harmless enough  ~/  unarmed  ~/  not even cake w~/ file
 
As Petunia approaches you hear:  noises back inside jail
 
T~/ native is:  restless
 
What does she want?
She wants to:  visit Ed
 
You tell her:  she can’t but…..
 
She’s:  sweet talker
 
From behind you Ed is:  calling out to Petunia
 
Now she’s calling back to him:  “I’ll be right there, honey.
I just need to talk to this fine handsome, young jailer.”
“Petunia, you can’t go in there.”
“Now what’s t~/ harm in:  me seeing Ed?”
 
“Well…”
 
Ed shouts:  “Come on  ~/  you can let her in  ~/  sheriff – never know”
 
Petunia says:  “T~/t’s right  ~/  besides – sheriff is kinda sweet on me  ~/  t~/t’s why – doesn’t want me to see Ed.”
 
W~/ new info you decide:  1 little visit – won’t hurt
 
But….as
soon as Ed & Petunia get in close proximity…..
 
Ed becomes:  Hell’s Angel [you heard about]
 
And what’s this?.....He took keys from you [while playing cards]
 
Now he’s:  unlocking cell
 
Ed & Petunia embrace &:  begin to leave
 
You try to:  intervene but….
Ed surprises you w~/:  fierce elbow to nose  ~/  blood splatters  ~/  you collapse
 
Last thing you see:  Ed & Petunia walking out [arm in arm]…….
Taking w~/ them your:  job  ~/  reputation  ~/  e-thing you [worked so hard for] over yrs
 
*And now….t~/
story explained*
 
Ed stands for:  “evil desire”
 
Evil desire is found:  w~/in every human being
 
Petunia is short for:  “opportunity”
 
We are jailer responsible for:  keeping those 2 from getting together
 
What we must do is:  keep Ed away from Petunia
 
Which means we must keep:   evil desire away from opportunity
 
Evil desire w~/in tends to:  sit there quietly  ~/  not cause much trouble
 
Until:  opportunity comes along
 
But when:  right opportunity shows up  --  LOOK OUT!
It will:  drive evil desire w~/in us – crazy
 
Just like:  Ed when Petunia came along
 
You probably know:   what your weaknesses are  ~/  which evil desires are likely to – cause you trouble
 
What you must do is:  stay far away from – opportunities to carry out desires
 
EX:  diet  -  no DQ  ~/  bakery
 
If you do things on computer t~/t are sinful:  get rid of computer
 
Watch things on TV:  get rid of channels
 
You can’t allow:  evil desire & opportunity to be together
 
When you do:  evil desire – always get best of you
 
Ed in presence of Petunia:  becomes uncontrollable
 
READ JAMES 1: 14 – 15
 
/14   “but each one is tempted when, by his own evil desire, he is dragged away and enticed.”
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/15   “Then, after desire has conceived, it gives birth to sin; and sin, when it is full-grown, gives birth to death.”//
[NIV]/
 
Story of Ed & Petunia:  fresh way to look at temptation
 
Remember in story [you were jailer]
 
You let Ed & Petunia get close:  you ended up  --  bloody mess
 
T~/t’s what happens when we allow our: evil desire to come close to opportunities
 
Our evil desire will:  get t~/ best of us
 
Our life will end up:  bloody mess
 
And if we don’t:  stop it…..
 
Our evil desire will cost us:  job  ~/  reputation  ~/  friends  ~/  family  ~/  e-thing we have worked so hard for
 
*Challenge*
 
Take look at your life:  identify t~/ Ed’s  ~/  recognize Petunia’s
 
Then make it a point to:  do whatever you have to do……
 
To keep:  Ed far, far away from Petunia.
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