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            A man came home from work tired, but his eyes lighted up as he stepped inside his house and saw a beautiful layer cake with seven candles on it, on the dining room table.  “A birthday cake!” he exclaimed with pleasure. “Whose birthday is it?”

            “Oh,” replied his wife nonchalantly, “That’s for the dress I’ve got on.  It’s seven years old today.”

The All American Joke Book, Bob Phillips, page 77