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            At a convention a delegate once wore a homemade badge with the letters B.A.I.K.

            “What does this mean?” asked his friends.

            “Brother, am I confused!” said he.

            “But you don’t spell confused with a k.”

            “You don’t know how confused s am,” said the delegate.

The Public Speaker’s Handbook of Humor, J. Edward Day, page 108