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As Judge of his village, Mullah Nazardin was trying a case.  Listening to the plaintiff, he said:  “You are right”.  Listening to the defendant, he said, “You are right”.  The clerk of the court bent down and whispered to the judge, “But Mullah, they can’t both be right.”  To which Nazardine replied, “You are right, too.”

Encyclopedia on Humor, Joey Adams, page 148