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How to Train Your Child to be a Delinquent:
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When your kid is still an infant, give him everything he wants.
This way he'll think the world owes him a living when he grows up.
2. When he picks up swearing and off-color jokes, laugh at him, encourage him.
As he grows up, he will pick up "cuter" phrases that will floor you.
3. Never give him any spiritual training.
Wait until he is twenty-one and let him decide for himself.
4. Avoid using the word "wrong."
It will give your child a guilt complex.
You can condition him to believe later, when he is arrested for stealing a car, that society is against him and he is being persecuted.
5. Pick up after him--his books, shoes, and clothes.
Do everything for him so he will be experienced in throwing all responsibility onto others.
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Let him read all printed matter he can get his hands on...[never think of monitoring his TV programs].
Sterilize the silverware, but let him feast his mind on garbage.
7. Quarrel frequently in his presence.
Then he won't be too surprised when his home is broken up later.
8. Satisfy his every craving for food, drink, and comfort.
Every sensual desire must be gratified; denial may lead to harmful frustrations.
9. Give your child all the spending money he wants.
Don't make him earn his own.
Why should he have things as tough as you did?
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Take his side against neighbors, teachers, and policemen.
They're all against him.
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When he gets into real trouble, make up excuses for yourself by saying, "I never could do anything with him; he's just a bad seed."
12. Prepare for a life of grief.
A child is not likely to find a father in God unless he finds something of God in his father.
/Austin Sorensen/
I.
Increase Your Mind (1-2)
A. Teaching Increases Knowledge
B. Knowledge Increases Reverence
C. Reverence Increases Life Span
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Increase Your Heart (3-5)
A. Knowledge Is Not New
B. There is One God
C. Love God Completely
One dad said to another, I'm no model father.
All I'm trying to do is behave so that when people tell my son that he reminds them of me, he'll stick out his chest instead of his tongue.
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Increase Your Family (6-9)
A. Teach Your Children What You Know
B. Teach Them Continually
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In the House
2. In the Public
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