Christ our Passover
What they Say/What they Mean
What they say: “It could be one of several things.”
What they mean: “I haven’t the foggiest idea what’s wrong with you.”
What they say: “Are you sure you haven’t had this before?”
What they mean: “Because you’ve got it again.”
What they say: “I’d like to run that test again.”
What they mean: “The lab lost your blood sample.”
What they say: “Insurance should cover most of this.”
What they mean: “You’ll have to sell your house to cover the rest.”
What they say: “These pills have very few side effects.”
What they mean: “You may experience sudden hair growth on your palms.”
What they say: “Why don’t you go over your symptoms with me one more time.”
What they mean: “I don’t remember who you are.”
What they say: “There’s a lot of this going around.”
What they mean: “And we’ll give it a name as soon as we figure out what it is.”
David Grimes in Sarasota Herald-Tribune, quoted in Reader’s Digest, May, 1994, p. 112
What they Say/What they Mean
What they say: “It could be one of several things.”
What they mean: “I haven’t the foggiest idea what’s wrong with you.”
What they say: “Are you sure you haven’t had this before?”
What they mean: “Because you’ve got it again.”
What they say: “I’d like to run that test again.”
What they mean: “The lab lost your blood sample.”
What they say: “Insurance should cover most of this.”
What they mean: “You’ll have to sell your house to cover the rest.”
What they say: “These pills have very few side effects.”
What they mean: “You may experience sudden hair growth on your palms.”
What they say: “Why don’t you go over your symptoms with me one more time.”
What they mean: “I don’t remember who you are.”
What they say: “There’s a lot of this going around.”
What they mean: “And we’ll give it a name as soon as we figure out what it is.”
David Grimes in Sarasota Herald-Tribune, quoted in Reader’s Digest, May, 1994, p. 112
Communication
During an important military exercise, another Air Force member and I were working in a radar van under a simulated attack. We were under strict orders not to open the door unless we received the secret code, which we had been given at the morning briefing. Later in the day, we heard knocking at the door. Remembering our orders, I yelled out “Fort” and waited for the correct response, “Knox.” It never came. Several minutes later we heard more knocking, but again we didn’t receive the proper response.
Over the course of the afternoon, various others came to the door and knocked, but no one gave us the correct password. Proud of ourselves for not being tricked into opening up to the enemy, we later received a phone call from a furious superior officer who told us to open the door immediately. After we explained that we were simply following orders, he informed us that the code was not “Fort Knox,” but four knocks.
Contributed by Ssgt. Lynda C. Lovell, Reader’s Digest, July 1997, p. 139