Greed Joke

A couple was celebrating a very special occasion, not only were they both celebrating their 60th birthday but they were also celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. As they were spending a quiet night together, a fairy came to visit them. The fairy said, “Since you have been such good and loving couple, I will grant you each one wish.” The woman being a loving wife wished for the most romantic vacation that they could ever spend together. Just then ‘poof’ there were two tickets for a cruise around the world. The fairy then asked the man what his wish would be. The man asked to speak to the fairy privately and in doing so he told the fairy that he would like a wife 30 years younger then himself. So the fairy waved the magic wand and ‘poof’ the man was granted his wish … he became ninety years old.

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