Ways to Know you are in the wrong Church

Ways to Know you are in the wrong Church...

-The staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor, and Socio-Pastor.

- They have ATM machines in the lobby.

- Services are B.Y.O.S. (Bring Your Own Snakes)

- They have karaoke worship time.

- The church bus has gun racks.

- The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss" version.

- The choir wears leather robes.

- When you go in ushers ask you, "Do you want smoking or non-smoking?"

- The guy that takes the minutes in business meeting votes against everything because he can't spell unanimous.