Dark, Train, Kissing, Slap

A young Soldier and his Commander have to ride a train to a conference in Europe so they find their seats and find out they are in a cabin with a beautiful young woman and her grandmother facing each other.

Within the first hour everyone realizes that the young woman and the soldier are attracted to each other. Then the train goes through a tunnel and everyone hears a kissing sound and a loud slap. One the other side of the tunnel the commander thinks, “I am glad my soldier was able to get a kiss but I wish she hadn’t missed him and slapped me.”

The Grandmother thinks, “Hmp, the nerve of the young man to kiss my granddaughter! Well at least he got what he deserved when she slapped him.”

The Granddaughter thinks, “That was nice of him to kiss me, but I wish my Grandmother hadn’t slapped him.”

The Soldier is thinking, “Wow, I got to kiss the girl and slap my commander all at once!”

Christians are in the dark