Reasons To Be A Guy

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Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

You can open all your own jars.

You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Your underwear is $10.00 for a three-pack.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours, without ever
thinking, "He must be mad at me."

You don’t mooch off other’s desserts.

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

You can ’do your nails’ with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on
December 24th in 45 minutes.

You can read this list and not know you hurt anybodies feelings.

Now, if you’re a woman this morning, you may not think some of those things are advantages…

And the reality is that it takes a lot more than being able to “belch on cue”… to be a man! It takes even more to be a Father!

Someone defined a “DAD” as a person who is forced to endure childbirth without an anesthetic…

A person who growls when it feels good, and laughs very loud when he’s scared ½ to death….

A person who gives his daughter away to man who isn’t nearly good enough… so they can have grandchildren that are smarter than anybody’s!

The fact is, before you can be a great dad, you have to learn how to be a great man.

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