Sermon Tone Analysis

| !!! May~/June 2003

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!! The Hotter the Better!

by Greg Albrecht*H*ell is one of those subjects people get hot and bothered about.

If you don't believe in their precise idea of hell-how hot it is, how long it is, how many degrees of suffering are available and the identities of some who are either already there or will eventually go there -- well, they just might tell you to go see for yourself.

From time to time I get letters about hell from people who don't seem to care for me.

Some of these letters have actually been written by self-described commandment-keeping folks who have invited me to tour the warmer climes of the netherworld.

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| Those who love to hear "hell-fire and brimstone" sermons often spend lots of time and effort making sure they don't do bad things in an attempt to stay out of hell.

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One person wrote to say that he didn't believe in ever-burning, literal flames of hell but nonetheless concluded his letter by praying that I would "roast in hell."

One critic assured me that one day I will become a permanent guest in hell with an assigned parking place.

A radio listener asked for biblically-balanced teaching about hell.

"I really appreciate the plain and easy to understand way you explain biblical truth.

I am a Lutheran and would like you to clarify the subject of hell."

Some churches just don't talk about hell -- they have discovered it usually doesn't make parishioners "feel good."

When churches are seduced by our cultural mandate of comfort and consumerism, hell is reduced to a theological "don't ask, don't tell."

In such churches you have a much better chance of hearing about hell on the golf course that afternoon than you will in church that morning.

Then there are some churches at the other end of the spectrum that engage in self-righteous theological one-upmanship contests, each attempting to be more specific and rigorous about hell.

If you attend this kind of church, you might not only hear about hell, you may personally experience a preview.

Their views seem to "boil down" to the belief that the more faithful and diligent a Christian you are, the hotter the hell in which you believe.

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| Humanly, we don't like to think that someone will be able to do something "bad" and not pay for it.

We want to believe that no one will ever get away with anything.

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It seems to me that some who insist on a hell that's "seven times hotter" than the next guy's hell may be a little self-absorbed.

They appear to be so devoted to saving their skins from being eternally char-broiled that they don't seem to recognize hell on earth.

Those who love to hear "hell-fire and brimstone" sermons often spend lots of time and effort making sure they don't do bad things in an attempt to stay out of hell.

But in their zeal to keep their own posteriors safe from the fires of hell (see Mark 8:34-37), they don't seem to have a clue about the hell that exists -- and has existed -- here on this earth.

*Hell On Earth *

Hell on earth?

For starters, within the last 100 years, the two major world wars.

Then there's the hell of the Russian Revolution and the Holocaust.

The killing fields of Cambodia.

Places with names like Afghanistan, Bosnia, Rwanda, Vietnam, China, North Korea, Iraq and Iran.

The African AIDS epidemic.

Some of the people in those places never played cards, never had a beer, never went to the race track and never played bingo.

Many were "good" people.

But some of them went to hell, some lived there for a while and some died there.

Many "good" people are in hell right now -- on this earth.

Jerusalem is the holiest place on earth according to Christians and Jews, and one of the holiest according to Muslims, but the first few years of the 21st century have been hell on earth in the city of peace.

Many North American Christians seem to be oblivious of hell on earth.

Best selling Christian books during the past several decades have offered graphic depictions of the Great Tribulation, and the time just before or just after the Rapture, when "times will really get tough."

And times aren't already tough in other places in this world?

Do these people read their newspapers?

Since when was the biblical description of the Great Tribulation confined to overstuffed North Americans?

Columnist John Leo reports that after the 1965 riots in Watts a story appeared in a Christian newspaper in California with the headline, "Watts Erupts in Rioting: No Priests or Nuns Hurt" (/U.S. News and World Report, /July 27, 2002).

The secret Rapture teaching that some Christians believe is similar.

This teaching is the theological equivalent of a "get out of hell free" card.

According to those who believe in the secret Rapture, the Great Tribulation spoken of in the Bible will amount to all hell breaking loose.

That's the bad news.

But, according to the secret Rapture, the good news is that only pagans will be tortured, maimed and killed.

All Christians (at least those who believe in the secret Rapture) will be saved from any pain, because they will be raptured.

Are those who believe they will be raptured the only ones God will save from pain and misery?

*"Reaching Out" With Hell*

For several centuries, many Christians have used hell as a big stick, dangling sinners' feet over the hot coals until they repent.

Not much about that kind of evangelism in the Bible, by the way.

Every fall a few North American churches "reach out to the unsaved" by building Halloween "hell houses," inviting pagans who play cards and drink beer to "come to Christ" by touring what is depicted as the "horrors of hell."

While we can appreciate the motive to convert pagans, we should also understand that the vivid depictions in Dante's Inferno are not part of the Bible.

Further, popularized ideas of hell, and heaven, for that matter, have never been considered part of the essential doctrines of Christianity.

Hell fire and brimstone preaching has historically been part of revivals, when sinners were given an old fashioned, down-home, scrub-brush, hard-sell last witness.

But those who are converted by fear are not deeply convicted and they are certainly not free in Christ -- they are captives of humanly derived ideology.

That may be one reason why Christianity is having such a battle with hell today.

Humans today consider themselves to be more enlightened than at any other time in history, and archaic ideas about hell simply do not make sense.

21st century minds struggle with an ever-burning hell fire eternally existing in the middle of the earth, with hobgoblin-like demons stoking the flames and tormenting those who were incorrigibly evil as well as lesser sinners who couldn't quite kick the smoking, drinking or card-playing habit.

And that's another reason that the hell fire and brimstone marching and chowder society furiously stokes the furnaces of hell.

Humanly, we don't like to think that someone will be able to do something "bad" and not pay for it.

We want to believe that no one will ever get away with anything.

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| Is that the idea?

Hell now or hell later?

Sounds a little sick, and not at all like the teachings of Jesus Christ.

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Hell reassures us that the bad guys will get it in the end (or at least in the neck).

Hell appeals to a human need for fair play.

But, the Bible teaches that God works in human lives by his grace, not by our definition of fair play.

The idea of a "seven times hotter" hell is an enemy of God's grace, because keeping one's posterior out of the flames of hell is based on what we do, not what God does.

Vivid pictures of evildoers being barbecued and tortured in hell motivates us to do things to convince and obligate God to save us, and therefore keep us out of hell.

A preoccupation with hell can drive us to become self absorbed.

Soon we start to live our lives by arbitrary lists of things we ought to do and ought not to do.

You may have heard about the man who used to lie awake at night, unable to sleep, because he was convinced that somewhere, someone was getting away with something.

Do you remember when you were a young child -- taking pains to point out to your parents something that your sibling was doing that warranted punishment?

Ever do that?

*Eternal Separation*

But in spite of unbiblical speculation and dogmatism about hell, and the motives behind them, I believe in hell.

Perhaps the best definition of hell is eternal separation from God -- the very opposite of heaven, which is eternity spent in God's presence.

I believe in hell because I believe what the Bible teaches about good and evil.

I believe in hell because I believe in heaven.

I believe in the grace of God and the judgment of God.

I believe that we are saved from being eternally separated from God by God's grace.

People who never, ever play cards, see a movie or drink the beverage that Jesus created in his first miracle do not earn a "get out of hell free" card.

We can neither be good enough to obligate God to accept us into his kingdom of heaven, nor will our good deeds earn or merit a divine guarantee that we will not roast in hell.

On the other hand, we should not underestimate God's holiness and perfection.

He does not and will not co-exist with evil.

There has been, is and will be a judgment for sin.

Some are and will be eternally separated from God.

They, in effect, choose hell, because they refuse to repent.

Chronic sinners who perpetuate unremitting evil are judged by God.

No one "gets away with" anything -- but that fact is not the cornerstone or foundation of the gospel of Jesus Christ.

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| Just the other day I heard that a tele-evangelist is planning a cradle-to-the-grave Christian community....

People will be able to spend their entire lives there without ever being contaminated by a pagan.

The perfect holy huddle.

What a nightmare!

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But please, enough of the speculation, dogmatism and fear tactics.

Enough already.

Hell is not a "place" (neither is heaven).

Suffering that will be experienced in hell will not be the kind of physical suffering we endure in this body of flesh.