Blame

BLAME

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for
lunch.
They left the restaurant, after finishing their meal. The elderly woman
left her glasses on the table, but she didn't miss them, until they were
back on the road. By then, they had to travel quite a distance, before
they could find a place to turn around. The elderly and grouchy old man
fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant. He just wouldn't
let up one minute. When they finally arrived at the restaurant, as the
woman got out of the car to retrieve her glasses, the geezer yelled to her,
"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat."