I Thought You Stole The Car

Our problem generally is not that we don't know the rules, but that we don't live what we already know. A man is being tailgated by a woman ho is in a hurry. He comes to an intersection, and when the light turns yellow, he hits the brakes. The woman behind him goes ballistic. She honks her horn at him; she yells her frustration in no uncertain terms; she rants and gesture.

While she is in mid-rant, someone taps on her window. She looks up and sees a policeman. He invites her out of her car and takes her to the station where she is searched and fingerprinted and put in a cell. After a couple of hours, she is released, and the arresting office givers her her personal effects, saying, "I'm very sorry the mistake, ma'am. I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, using bad gestures and ad language. I noticed the "What Would Jesus Do?" bumper sticker, the 'choose Life' license plate holder, the, ‘Follow Me to Sunday School' window sign, the Christian fish emblem on your trunk, and I naturally assumed you had stolen the car.'"