A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with

his new airplane in the living room. She heard the airplane land and

her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the

hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches

who are getting on, get your asses on the plane, cause we're takin off."

The horrified mother went in and told her son,"We don't use that kind

of language in this house!! Now I want you to go to your room and you

are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with

your airplane, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing

with his airplane. Soon the airplane landed and the mother heard her

son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the airplane, please

remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for

flying with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope

you will fly with us again soon."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding,

we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,

there is no smoking on the plane. We hope you will have a pleasant

and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who

are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the

kitchen."