Cheap Valentines

A fellow decided to buy his girl some perfume for Valentine's day, so he went to the cosmetic counter in his girl's favorite store. The prices were horrific! No matter what the sales lady showed him, even the tiniest bottles were beyond his budget.

Finally, he asked her: "Can you show me something really cheap?"

She handed him a mirror.

Mikey's Funnies, 2-09-09