Bumper Snickers

DON’T YOU LOVE TO READ BUMPER STICKERS? SOMETIMES I JUST CAN’T RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO TAILGATE SOMEONE JUST TO SEE WHAT’S WRITTEN ON THAT PLASTIC COATED PAPER STRIP GLUED ON THE BACK OF THEIR CARS. I LIKE TO READ THEM BECAUSE OFTEN THEY ARE HILARIOUSLY FUNNY. I THINK THEY ARE SO FUNNY, THOUGH BECAUSE THEY CONTAIN A RING OF TRUTH AND SOMETIMES THEY EVEN CRYSTALLIZE FEELINGS WE ALL HAVE ABOUT LIFE. HERE ARE SOME CLASSICS:

KEEP HONKING! I’M RELOADING

ENERGIZER BUNNY ARRESTED, CHARGED WITH BATTERY

OUT OF MY MIND, BACK IN 5 MINUTES

43.3% OF STATISTICS ARE MEANINGLESS

IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO MY OPINION

A WAIST IS A TERRIBLE THING TO MIND

I USED TO HAVE A HANDLE ON LIFE, BUT IT BROKE.