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~~~ Here's to Mom! ~~~
My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep laughing and I'll
give you something to cry about."
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE WHAT I HAVE - "It's
better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick."
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If
you're going to kill each other off, do it outside -
I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that
will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't
straighten up, I'm going to knock you to the middle
of next week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's
why."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear
clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat
your supper!"
My mother taught me LOVE - "You know that whatever
happens, I'll always stand behind you."
THANKS, MOM!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
Everyone has a mother
All women may not be mothers, but every person - men and women -
has a mother.
You may not have known her, or even liked her, but you still had
a mother.
Most of us, though, cherish our mothers - and even
acknowledge how wise she becomes as we grow older.
How to celebrate your mother:
* Don't pity yourself.
Maybe you had a mother who did not know
how to love or care for you.
Stop concentrating on your own
broken dreams.
Find ways to help other mothers who, like
yours, need some parenting skills.
* Don't dread Mother's Day.
Instead of focusing on your
situation (maybe you've lost a child, or cannot conceive),
think of Mother's Day as a time to reflect on, serve, and
honor your own mother.
* Pick up the phone.
The phone company tells us that Mother's
Day is the busiest day of the year.
You can join the throng
of happy well-wishers.
But don't stop there: Make a
commitment to call your mother on a regular basis - just to
tell her how much you love and appreciate her.
* Write a note.
The written word is so much more powerful than
a phone call.
Getting mail is a delight, being able to read
and reread a message is encouraging, and looking at the
handwriting is endearing.
* Patch relationships.
If you and your mother are separated by
disagreements, look for ways to bridge the gap.
If
misunderstandings are to be resolved, you can be the first to
extend a hand.
Forgive or ask for forgiveness.
Resolve to
find ways to be compatible, loving, and caring.
* See her as more than "Mom."
Get to know her beyond just her
nurturing qualities toward you.
What are her thoughts,
dreams, and feelings?
* Rejoice if you have more than one mother.
Some people have
moms, adoptive moms, step-moms, mothers-in-law, and
grandmothers.
Make room for each of them in your heart - and
your schedule.
* Learn from your mother.
What are the qualities you admire in
the moms in your life?
Which qualities have you inherited?
Which qualities are you determined not to acquire, or want to
develop?
* Treasure the thoughts.
If your mother is no longer with you
don't despair.
She's as close as your memory.
Think about the
good times - not the loss.
* Get rid of the mother-in-law myth.
You are in a love triangle
with her - so find ways to make it work.
Decide to love her
as you love your spouse.
If she's difficult, learn to be
polite and respectful.
* Little things mean the most.
Caring doesn't have to have
monetary value.
Hugs, kisses, taking a bowl of strawberries
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