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INTRODUCTION: You talk to much about missions, don’t you know there are needy people here to.
“I am not a Christian; I am a Baptist.”
I don’t know why I found this one so funny.“Do
you grow weed in your closet?”
The church member actually wanted to look in the pastor’s closet to confirm his suspicions.“Sorry
I was late to church.
My dog, Rambo, and I have been witnessing to people.”
Rambo must be a special dog.“I
don’t know if I will be able to help with baptism tomorrow.
I’m bleeding from my rectum.
I think it’s hemorrhoids.”
By all means, please stay home.“Are
you the one who keeps taking the beer off my daddy’s grave?”
I’m left wondering how daddy gets the beer.“So
did you fly or drive there?”
That was a question asked of a pastor after he returned from a trip to the continent of Africa.“We
never had these storms until you came.”
Those are words said to a pastor after hurricanes Rita and Ike.“You need to turn all the lights up during worship.
You can’t worship God when it’s dark because He is light.”
There has to be a theological response to that.“Can
you perform a ceremony just short of marriage for just living together?”
Do you take this roommate . .
.“I really appreciate the content of your sermons, but I can’t stand to watch you as you deliver it.”
It would be tough to take that statement as a compliment.“I
need you to go catch a peacock that escaped!”
Of course, that’s item 6c in the job description.“
I can tell you have the anointing of God.
My cat does too.”
It must be a very spirited cat.“I can’t run the media and worship God at the same time.
I can only worship God with my eyes closed.”
Note to that church member: Don’t drive and worship at the same time.“Are
you and your wife getting a divorce?”
This question was asked of a pastor when he announced his resignation.
They were not getting a divorce.“You
need to wear a bra when you preach.”
Just to be clear, this statement was said to a male preacher.“You
blink too much when you preach.
You are also a very pale person.”
Thank you for your kind words.“When
are you going to get your own church?”
This question was asked of an associate pastor.“Top
that, preacher!”
Words spoken to the pastor by the soloist as she stepped down from the podium.“Working
here will help you overcome your seminary education.”
Somebody doesn’t like seminaries.“Congrats.
This is our last Sunday.
This church is dead.”
Words said to a new pastor on his first Sunday at a church.
God will lead you to bitter places
wilderness of Shur - likely nw sinaini
wilderness and found no water - three days is a long time for no water.
We almost always have something to drink.
We turn a faucet on.
HAHA - kids at bedtime.
Marah - bitter.
The place was named after the bitterness in it.
Noami internalized her bitter situation into becoming bitter.
(from pleasent)
That is what Israelites were doing as well.
Ironic - they were waiting for water, they found it, but it was bitter.
They probably thought life would be easy from now.
they were following the cloud.
What did Moses have to do with anything?
Stop complaining and start praying
he cried to the Lord- right response for Moses.
Did you notice the difference?
They grumbled to their leader.
Moses actually cried out to God.
log - ??????????
sweet - Water isn’t normally sweet anyway.
tested them - what is the difference between a temptation and a test?
A test is meant to draw you closer to God, a temptation is to pull you away from him.
if you will diligently listen to the voice of the Lord your God. - If is important, so if not.
Some will say prosperty gospel, but this is not the case.
right in HIS eyes - not yours.
Our job is obedience, God’s job is provision.
Elim -
twelve spring of water - (FL natural springs???)
seventy palm trees - Palm trees drink lots of water!
Ecspecially in the desert.
Could take well over 50 gallons a week.
CONCLUSION:
Johovah rapha - God is our healer, but interestingly they were hurt yet, but God is going to prememtly state I am the God who heals you.
WATER CUP ILLUSTRATION?????
Costa Rica - Bitter coffee illustration
wilderness of sin - from place of refreshment to place of sin.
what?
Did they not remember the previous story.
meat pots and ate bread to the full - not true!
They were being beat.
Begging to be released.
HAHA kids hungry thrirsty
The curse wasn’t a test, the blessing was a test.
This was the first time in history that a day off was given.
The test was are you going to trust me.
6 days I will give you, and extra on the 6th.
if you will trust me on the 7th days.
You shall see the glory of hte Lord -
If we complain, we are complaining against God.
Becuase God put us in that position.
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