> 1. "To the world you might be one person, but to one person
> you might be the world."
> 2. "Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore
> than going to MacDonald's makes you a hamburger."
> 3. "Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made
> a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent
> job."
> 4. "A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and
> decides to remain anonymous."
> 5. "Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools
> are on the same side."
> 6. "I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to."
> 7. "Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the
> family parrot to the town gossip."
> 8. "People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they
> never cross."
> 9. "Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you
> respond to it."
> 10. "Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time
> and sometimes you weep."
> 11. "Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long
> enough to make them all yourself."
> 12. "There are two things I've learned: There is a God. And,
> I'm not Him."
> 13. "Following the path of least resistance is what makes
> rivers and men crooked."
> 14. "Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond
> the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never
> so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace."
> 15. "When it comes time to die, make sure all you've got
> to do, is die."
