> 1. "To the world you might be one person, but to one person > you might be the world." > 2. "Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore > than going to MacDonald's makes you a hamburger." > 3. "Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made > a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent > job." > 4. "A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and > decides to remain anonymous." > 5. "Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools > are on the same side." > 6. "I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to." > 7. "Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the > family parrot to the town gossip." > 8. "People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they > never cross." > 9. "Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you > respond to it." > 10. "Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time > and sometimes you weep." > 11. "Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long > enough to make them all yourself." > 12. "There are two things I've learned: There is a God. And, > I'm not Him." > 13. "Following the path of least resistance is what makes > rivers and men crooked." > 14. "Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond > the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never > so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace." > 15. "When it comes time to die, make sure all you've got > to do, is die."