A Christian guy named Bill saw an ad online for a Christian horse, so out of curiosity he went to check it out. The horse’s owner said, “He’s very gently and so easy to ride. When you get on just say, ‘Praise the Lord!’ to make him go and ‘Amen!’ to make him stop.” Bill got on the horse and said, “Praise the Lord!” Sure enough, the horse started to walk. “Praise the Lord!” Bill said again, and the horse began to trot. “Praise the Lord!” “Praise the Lord!” he began to yell and the horse broke into a gallop and then a full run. Bill was enjoying his ride so much that he almost didn’t notice the cliff he and the horse were about to go over. Bill shouted, “AMEN!” at the top of his lungs and the horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff. Relieved, Bill said, “Phew! Praise the Lord!”
