Sermon Tone Analysis
Overall tone of the sermon
This automated analysis scores the text on the likely presence of emotional, language, and social tones. There are no right or wrong scores; this is just an indication of tones readers or listeners may pick up from the text.
A score of 0.5 or higher indicates the tone is likely present.
Emotion Tone
Anger
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Disgust
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Fear
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Joy
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Sadness
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Language Tone
Analytical
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Confident
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Tentative
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Social Tone
Openness
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Conscientiousness
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Extraversion
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Agreeableness
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Emotional Range
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Tone of specific sentences
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Anger
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*Church for this drunk*
A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring.
Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off.
\\ \\ The pastor has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted.
At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him.
\\ \\ He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please stand."
\\ \\ The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man.
\\ \\ Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!" \\ \\ The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to find that he's the only one standing.
\\ \\ Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting on here, preacher, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!"
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